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a ouija board actually just sexted me

"I feel like you be really into the hardcore domination scene. also do you like bagels?"

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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mathangipl:

M.I.A. for Modzik Magazine

Angel baby.

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Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you’re afraid.

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Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.

On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Happy Birthday, Simpsons!

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agenderplant:

who cares about coachella if i wanted to be surrounded by loud racists i could visit my extended family

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